Array ( [sid] => 185303 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Fake Rainmaker [time] => 2018-07-24 21:09:26 [hometext] => A fictional poem. [bodytext] => I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no precipitation, I would be in a lot of pain.
They were desperate for rain because of a three month drought.
They actually paid me in full, I can/'/t believe they paid that amount.
What they didn/'/t know was that when it comes to making rain, I don/'/t know what to do.
Those hicks knocked all of my teeth out and now I can/'/t even chew.
Those hillbillies also lit a match after dunking me in a barrel of kerosene.
I knew they would be angry but I didn/'/t know they would be quite so mean.
Now I/'/m in the hospital and I have 3rd degree burns.
Don/'/t ever con hicks, that/'/s a lesson I have learned. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 77 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Fake Rainmaker


Fake Rainmaker
Date: Tuesday, 24th July 2018 @ 09:09:26 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no precipitation, I would be in a lot of pain.
They were desperate for rain because of a three month drought.
They actually paid me in full, I can/'/t believe they paid that amount.
What they didn/'/t know was that when it comes to making rain, I don/'/t know what to do.
Those hicks knocked all of my teeth out and now I can/'/t even chew.
Those hillbillies also lit a match after dunking me in a barrel of kerosene.
I knew they would be angry but I didn/'/t know they would be quite so mean.
Now I/'/m in the hospital and I have 3rd degree burns.
Don/'/t ever con hicks, that/'/s a lesson I have learned.

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