Array ( [sid] => 185212 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Cigarette Thief [time] => 2018-06-21 22:08:54 [hometext] => A fictional poem. [bodytext] => Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him.
He sneaks in my house when he catches my back turned.
I threatened to call the cops but he didn/'/t seem concerned.
He doesn/'/t just steal some of my cigarettes, he steals every pack.
He spits in my face when I go to his house to demand them back.
I/'/ve asked him time after time to stop but he won/'/t.
But the laugh is on him, he has lung cancer and I don/'/t. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 94 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Cigarette Thief


Cigarette Thief
Date: Thursday, 21st June 2018 @ 10:08:54 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him.
He sneaks in my house when he catches my back turned.
I threatened to call the cops but he didn/'/t seem concerned.
He doesn/'/t just steal some of my cigarettes, he steals every pack.
He spits in my face when I go to his house to demand them back.
I/'/ve asked him time after time to stop but he won/'/t.
But the laugh is on him, he has lung cancer and I don/'/t.

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