Array ( [sid] => 184943 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Pink Rabbit [time] => 2018-03-14 19:16:36 [hometext] => [bodytext] => I/'/m the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don/'/t think it/'/s funny.
I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke.
I/'/m stuck in this rabbit costume and that is no joke.
I/'/m trapped in this costume that is pink.
I/'/ve been trapped for three years and I sure do stink.
When I ask people for food, they give me carrots.
I hate being a vegetarian, I can no longer bear it.
I must get out of this costume and I have a damn good reason.
Hunters have rifles and tomorrow is the start of rabbit season.
I/'/m sick and tired of being a laughing stock to humanity.
Please get me out of this costume before I lose my sanity. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Pink Rabbit


Pink Rabbit
Date: Wednesday, 14th March 2018 @ 07:16:36 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry


Contributed By: randyjohnson

I/'/m the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don/'/t think it/'/s funny.
I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke.
I/'/m stuck in this rabbit costume and that is no joke.
I/'/m trapped in this costume that is pink.
I/'/ve been trapped for three years and I sure do stink.
When I ask people for food, they give me carrots.
I hate being a vegetarian, I can no longer bear it.
I must get out of this costume and I have a damn good reason.
Hunters have rifles and tomorrow is the start of rabbit season.
I/'/m sick and tired of being a laughing stock to humanity.
Please get me out of this costume before I lose my sanity.

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