Array ( [sid] => 184874 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel/'/s Diner [time] => 2018-02-15 15:15:46 [hometext] => This poem was inspired by the /'/Alice/'/ TV show. [bodytext] => Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel/'/s Diner.
When he criticized Mel/'/s food, Mel gave him a shiner.
Now Mel wears an eyepatch because Ramsay jabbed him in the eye with a fork.
He hated Mel/'/s beef and had to have his stomach pumped when he ate Mel/'/s pork.
Ramsay didn/'/t like the waitresses so he told Mel that they had to go.
After years of faithful service, Mel fired Alice, Vera and Flo.
Flo was so angry that she was chomping at the bit.
She told Mel and Gordon Ramsay to kiss her grits.
Ramsay finally had to give up on Mel because his food is so terrible.
Ramsay/'/s job is to help restaurants but he can/'/t perform miracles. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 135 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner


Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner
Date: Thursday, 15th February 2018 @ 03:15:46 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel/'/s Diner.
When he criticized Mel/'/s food, Mel gave him a shiner.
Now Mel wears an eyepatch because Ramsay jabbed him in the eye with a fork.
He hated Mel/'/s beef and had to have his stomach pumped when he ate Mel/'/s pork.
Ramsay didn/'/t like the waitresses so he told Mel that they had to go.
After years of faithful service, Mel fired Alice, Vera and Flo.
Flo was so angry that she was chomping at the bit.
She told Mel and Gordon Ramsay to kiss her grits.
Ramsay finally had to give up on Mel because his food is so terrible.
Ramsay/'/s job is to help restaurants but he can/'/t perform miracles.

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