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I mowed his yard and cleaned his gutters and he paid me 25 cents.
When he handed me that quarter, I began to yell.
Before I slugged that jerk, I told him to go to hell.
He threw a punch at me but I ducked.
This man is a cheapskate, he really sucks.
I tied one end of a rope to my car/'/s rear bumper and the other end to his leg.
As I drove my car about seventy miles, he asked me to stop and he begged.
After dragging him with my vehicle, his butt had a big rash.
That/'/s what he got because he was too cheap to pay any cash.
When I told him that he/'/d get even worse, he stopped threatening to sue.
If you decide to hire me and pay me 25 cents, I/'/ll do the same things to you. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 98 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - 25 Cents


25 Cents
Date: Friday, 9th February 2018 @ 05:51:58 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I/'/ll tell you the reason why my neighbor/'/s head has a big dent.
I mowed his yard and cleaned his gutters and he paid me 25 cents.
When he handed me that quarter, I began to yell.
Before I slugged that jerk, I told him to go to hell.
He threw a punch at me but I ducked.
This man is a cheapskate, he really sucks.
I tied one end of a rope to my car/'/s rear bumper and the other end to his leg.
As I drove my car about seventy miles, he asked me to stop and he begged.
After dragging him with my vehicle, his butt had a big rash.
That/'/s what he got because he was too cheap to pay any cash.
When I told him that he/'/d get even worse, he stopped threatening to sue.
If you decide to hire me and pay me 25 cents, I/'/ll do the same things to you.

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