Array ( [sid] => 184840 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Feuding Neighbors [time] => 2018-02-03 17:12:10 [hometext] => This is a fictional poem. [bodytext] => I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we/'/ve been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard with his leaf blower,
I put third degree burns on his butt with a flamethrower.

That punk decided to take a dump in my back yard.
Now he has false teeth because I hit him so hard.
When I was mowing my lawn, he made his Dobermans attack.
I put sugar in his truck/'/s gas tank because I blew my stack.

People tell me to try to get along with my neighbor.
But I want to cut his head off with a lightsaber.
He says that I started the feud but he is wrong.
If we live to be 200, he and I will never get along. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 46 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Feuding Neighbors


Feuding Neighbors
Date: Saturday, 3rd February 2018 @ 05:12:10 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we/'/ve been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard with his leaf blower,
I put third degree burns on his butt with a flamethrower.

That punk decided to take a dump in my back yard.
Now he has false teeth because I hit him so hard.
When I was mowing my lawn, he made his Dobermans attack.
I put sugar in his truck/'/s gas tank because I blew my stack.

People tell me to try to get along with my neighbor.
But I want to cut his head off with a lightsaber.
He says that I started the feud but he is wrong.
If we live to be 200, he and I will never get along.

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