Array ( [sid] => 184721 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Damn Christmas Bills [time] => 2017-12-17 18:52:50 [hometext] => [bodytext] => My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen from outer space.
When I get my electic bill, I always cuss and holler.
Those damn lights cost me over five hundred dollars.
My wife calls her relatives and they are all long-distance calls.
She doesn/'/t phone just one or two relatives, She phones them all.
My wife sends expensive gifts to her relatives.
I/'/d like to shoot the person who said it/'/s better to give.
My mother-in-law will get a Rolex watch.
But all that i/'/ll get is a damn pair of socks.
I have to spend a lot of money at Christmas, it/'/s pitiful how much I lose.
If you don/'/t have to spend money at Christmas, I want to be in your shoes. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Damn Christmas Bills


Damn Christmas Bills
Date: Sunday, 17th December 2017 @ 06:52:50 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: Randyjohnson
My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen from outer space.
When I get my electic bill, I always cuss and holler.
Those damn lights cost me over five hundred dollars.
My wife calls her relatives and they are all long-distance calls.
She doesn/'/t phone just one or two relatives, She phones them all.
My wife sends expensive gifts to her relatives.
I/'/d like to shoot the person who said it/'/s better to give.
My mother-in-law will get a Rolex watch.
But all that i/'/ll get is a damn pair of socks.
I have to spend a lot of money at Christmas, it/'/s pitiful how much I lose.
If you don/'/t have to spend money at Christmas, I want to be in your shoes.

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