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[aid] => mick
[title] => Brine or Beauty?
[time] => 2016-05-08 01:06:05
[hometext] => Ode to a pickle
[bodytext] => Love is juicy, sharp and fickle;
Somewhat like a Gherkin pickle!
Once a sleek and pale cucumber!
Til the vinegar encumbers!
Lumpy, shriveled, green as sin;
Ah, but what delight within!
When your hormones get to perkin;
And the pretty girls are lurkin;
Why settle for a face devine?
Knowing time is beautys brine.
Gorgeous will take years of workin--
Wiser you to pick a Gherkin!
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