Array ( [sid] => 182561 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer [time] => 2016-02-08 18:56:55 [hometext] => This is a fictional poem. [bodytext] => Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he/'/s eighty-seven, he/'/s an old geezer.
When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate.
Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt.
I was about to give that old man a smack.
He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack.
I had the old man arrested after I called the Police.
Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they/'/re calling me a beast.
My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked.
This will not happen again, from now on I/'/m going to keep my doors locked. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 174 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer


An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer
Date: Monday, 8th February 2016 @ 06:56:55 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he/'/s eighty-seven, he/'/s an old geezer.
When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate.
Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt.
I was about to give that old man a smack.
He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack.
I had the old man arrested after I called the Police.
Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they/'/re calling me a beast.
My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked.
This will not happen again, from now on I/'/m going to keep my doors locked.

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