Array ( [sid] => 179393 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => ENGLISH 101 1/2 [time] => 2014-10-04 17:25:02 [hometext] => To my English as a 2nd Language group!…on their Graduation!! [bodytext] => My English students taught me a few new ways to see;
The words I took for granted, til they explained to me;
Words are different HEARD than SEEN; (see if you agree!)

PREPARED means that your ready; there’s little left to chance;
Unless you’re in a kitchen; then you’ve peeled it in advance!

SEAMSTRESS: Is a person who knows and sews it right!
Or maybe it’s a symptom that the dress is way to tight!

FORKLIFTS: as we all know move pallats with finesse;
But some think it’s the leading cause of why the seams will stress!

STANDARDIZE: Makes everything appear the same to me;
But then again it best describes our eyes mascara-free!

DESPAIR: Refers to moods that leave us in a funk;
But listen and it tells you what we all keep in the trunk!

ADMINISTER: To plan it all from sales campaigns to searches!
Or else the guy who writes those weekly signs in front of churches?

IDENTITY: Is who you are, your address and your state:
(Mammographer’s should have to show this on their license plates!)

COMPOSE: To calm, assemble, or else support creation;
But said by a photographer, it’s just an invitation!

LOCOMOTIVE: Pulls the freight from sea to shining sea;
Unless you’re in a courtroom and insanity’s your plea!

ENGRAVING: Makes it fancy, improving it’s condition!
The opposite applies when its performed by a mortician!

FONDUEs: improve food’s flavor with chocolate or cheese!
But for those obstaining, it’s FONDON’T if you please!

CAPTIVATE: Is charming and disarming all at once!!
Except describing cannibals, and what they did for lunch!

DELIGHTED: Would be full of joy, the opposite of pout;
Unless of course you’re speaking of the power going out!

As they're sure to tell you; fake it if you stall!
Cause words are only words, and no one knows them all!
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ENGLISH 101 12
Date: Saturday, 4th October 2014 @ 05:25:02 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry


Contributed By: softerware

My English students taught me a few new ways to see;
The words I took for granted, til they explained to me;
Words are different HEARD than SEEN; (see if you agree!)

PREPARED means that your ready; there’s little left to chance;
Unless you’re in a kitchen; then you’ve peeled it in advance!

SEAMSTRESS: Is a person who knows and sews it right!
Or maybe it’s a symptom that the dress is way to tight!

FORKLIFTS: as we all know move pallats with finesse;
But some think it’s the leading cause of why the seams will stress!

STANDARDIZE: Makes everything appear the same to me;
But then again it best describes our eyes mascara-free!

DESPAIR: Refers to moods that leave us in a funk;
But listen and it tells you what we all keep in the trunk!

ADMINISTER: To plan it all from sales campaigns to searches!
Or else the guy who writes those weekly signs in front of churches?

IDENTITY: Is who you are, your address and your state:
(Mammographer’s should have to show this on their license plates!)

COMPOSE: To calm, assemble, or else support creation;
But said by a photographer, it’s just an invitation!

LOCOMOTIVE: Pulls the freight from sea to shining sea;
Unless you’re in a courtroom and insanity’s your plea!

ENGRAVING: Makes it fancy, improving it’s condition!
The opposite applies when its performed by a mortician!

FONDUEs: improve food’s flavor with chocolate or cheese!
But for those obstaining, it’s FONDON’T if you please!

CAPTIVATE: Is charming and disarming all at once!!
Except describing cannibals, and what they did for lunch!

DELIGHTED: Would be full of joy, the opposite of pout;
Unless of course you’re speaking of the power going out!

As they're sure to tell you; fake it if you stall!
Cause words are only words, and no one knows them all!


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