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I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb
And over-sexed
And owns a liquor store. -unknown [comments] => 3 [counter] => 763 [topic] => 58 [informant] => DIOGENES [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => limericks ) Your Poetry Dot Com - The Perfect Girl


The Perfect Girl
Date: Friday, 1st April 2011 @ 05:53:40 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: DIOGENES
I finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb
And over-sexed
And owns a liquor store. -unknown

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