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Each year we spend so much
On Xmas junk and others
Why not give your money and gifts to me?
Help a poor old brother out this yuletide

I lost my job this year and it was a good one at that
This year turkey’s off the menu
I’ll probably have roast rat, bar humbug!

When Santa comes he misses me
Cos I have no one to buy me gifts
I live alone, I’m grumpy and I must be related to Scrooge

Bar humbug, Christmas sux!
No money for me this year
Thank the lord for the creation of beer!
Yer Christmas sux! But you can make mine cool if only you cared

By banjosandwitch 02/12/10




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Xmas sux!
Date: Thursday, 2nd December 2010 @ 07:35:22 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: Banjosandwitch
Xmas sux!

Each year we spend so much
On Xmas junk and others
Why not give your money and gifts to me?
Help a poor old brother out this yuletide

I lost my job this year and it was a good one at that
This year turkey’s off the menu
I’ll probably have roast rat, bar humbug!

When Santa comes he misses me
Cos I have no one to buy me gifts
I live alone, I’m grumpy and I must be related to Scrooge

Bar humbug, Christmas sux!
No money for me this year
Thank the lord for the creation of beer!
Yer Christmas sux! But you can make mine cool if only you cared

By banjosandwitch 02/12/10






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