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Let me tell you about my life as a paraplegic
My mind is always clickin imagination strategic
Body can’t move but I think it's overrated
I pee in a bag so I'm never saturated

Morphine hooked up for my bad bed sore
I eat alot of ice cream always begging for more
I get a daily sponge bath from a red hot nurse
Medications kicking in as I think this verse

Gumdrop trees and Kool-Aid rivers
Candy corn rocks always give me the shivers
Psycadellic colors all up in my Caramello
When I want to take a nap I grab a marshmallow pillow

It's not all about food cause you gotta have ladies
Packing 4 or 5 girls in my flying Mercedes
Parallel park in my own throne room
I booked the pussy cat dolls and they'll be here soon

That's not all cause I cover all bases
I've got a cash desert with a platinum oasis
Pop and lock king I can do the moon walk
As I non stop talk turning back the clock

Mohawk is a wig that I place on my head
Screaming yaba daba doo with barney and fred
In my world I can move around twist and shout
Oh no here it comes hardcore blackout!




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Party Paraplegic
Date: Thursday, 2nd July 2009 @ 09:21:47 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: bteddybear23
Party Paraplegic


Let me tell you about my life as a paraplegic
My mind is always clickin imagination strategic
Body can’t move but I think it's overrated
I pee in a bag so I'm never saturated

Morphine hooked up for my bad bed sore
I eat alot of ice cream always begging for more
I get a daily sponge bath from a red hot nurse
Medications kicking in as I think this verse

Gumdrop trees and Kool-Aid rivers
Candy corn rocks always give me the shivers
Psycadellic colors all up in my Caramello
When I want to take a nap I grab a marshmallow pillow

It's not all about food cause you gotta have ladies
Packing 4 or 5 girls in my flying Mercedes
Parallel park in my own throne room
I booked the pussy cat dolls and they'll be here soon

That's not all cause I cover all bases
I've got a cash desert with a platinum oasis
Pop and lock king I can do the moon walk
As I non stop talk turning back the clock

Mohawk is a wig that I place on my head
Screaming yaba daba doo with barney and fred
In my world I can move around twist and shout
Oh no here it comes hardcore blackout!






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