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But most of them left because I cheated.
My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor.
I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor.
Is adultery really grounds for a divorce?
When I ask my therapist, he says of course.
I've been married eighteen times and I'm only thirty-six.
When I get married, my wives usually leave pretty damn quick.
When it comes to a certain part of my anatomy, I'm not well-endowed.
That doesn't help and neither does having the face of a sow. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor


Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor
Date: Sunday, 2nd September 2007 @ 12:27:13 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated.
But most of them left because I cheated.
My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor.
I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor.
Is adultery really grounds for a divorce?
When I ask my therapist, he says of course.
I've been married eighteen times and I'm only thirty-six.
When I get married, my wives usually leave pretty damn quick.
When it comes to a certain part of my anatomy, I'm not well-endowed.
That doesn't help and neither does having the face of a sow.

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