Array ( [sid] => 123996 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Indiana Jones and the temple of dumb [time] => 2006-08-02 08:18:41 [hometext] => This fictional poem is based on a cartoon I drew [bodytext] => My cousin is as dumb as he can be.
His IQ score is only twenty-three.
He and I both love those Indiana Jones movies.
We think they are neat and groovy.
But when we watched Raiders of the lost ark, we got in a fight.
It's a shame that this poor boy isn't very bright.
When I told him that Raiders of the lost ark was made in 1981, he said I was lying.
I couldn't convince him it was the truth even though I kept trying.
I asked him why did he think I wasn't right.
He said it couldn't be true because from 1980 to 1983 Harrison Ford was frozen in carbonite. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 195 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Indiana Jones and the temple of dumb


Indiana Jones and the temple of dumb
Date: Wednesday, 2nd August 2006 @ 08:18:41 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
My cousin is as dumb as he can be.
His IQ score is only twenty-three.
He and I both love those Indiana Jones movies.
We think they are neat and groovy.
But when we watched Raiders of the lost ark, we got in a fight.
It's a shame that this poor boy isn't very bright.
When I told him that Raiders of the lost ark was made in 1981, he said I was lying.
I couldn't convince him it was the truth even though I kept trying.
I asked him why did he think I wasn't right.
He said it couldn't be true because from 1980 to 1983 Harrison Ford was frozen in carbonite.

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