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It was a very smart thing to do.
My shoes would always come untied and I'd trip on the lace.
I darn nearly fell flat on my face.

Falling down doesn't make a guy feel very macho.
I saved my dignity with shoes with velcro.
Velcro fixed this problem of mine.
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VELCRO SHOES
Date: Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 07:42:19 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
In 1984 I began wearing velcro shoes.
It was a very smart thing to do.
My shoes would always come untied and I'd trip on the lace.
I darn nearly fell flat on my face.

Falling down doesn't make a guy feel very macho.
I saved my dignity with shoes with velcro.
Velcro fixed this problem of mine.
For twenty-one years everything has been fine.

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