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CANCER AWARENESS WEEK
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Monday, 6th July 2009 @ 02:24:09 AM in AEST
Topic:
Humorous
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CANCER AWARENESS WEEK
Come hither 'round all you fine lassies,
"Cancer Awareness Week" is not for sissies!
"Tis the week where they flatten your titties,
Disquised as "Mammograms" instead of "Whammies!"
A trip to your Dr. for a regular reflex--deflects.
Pounding on the knee alerts the tittie index.
A procedure done with precise rhythm, but heavy
If the boobies have cancer they become lumpy.
Forced to place your tittie in the vice with levers
The nurse hides behind a wall and yells,
"Hold real still now!" Who can move? You're anchored!
After ironing one, they ask for the other........
Press comes down, this ones flatter, and better!
I've always advocated that practice makes perfect,
So before each year rolls 'round, I prepare
for the conflict....
I find your breasts lay flat much better if this method is used.
Toughens them, so they won't become bruised.
~@~@~
Come on ladies pick up your phone, or email
all your female acquaintances..........
Tell them to get some mammography, no worry
what's elastic, easily stretches...........
Invite all your friends to a "Flattening Ball!"
What once was round is now square, but more protruding.
Save money, they stand at attention without
any braing!
If you think people couldn't resist looking
at your curves, in "tennis rackets" you will bask!!!
~@~@`
Silicone receivers are just too lucky......
No thought nor hesitation, they mammogram
bravely...........
Silicone beauties stay round and robust even
when mammography is applied.
Their large titties never flatten, only burst,
long after they have died.
@~@~
I really did mean well ladies, so after much thought don't hesitate....
Mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends,
get mammogrammed, and be glad..........
it could be your prostrate!
~@~@~
I have to join Maxine on this one
Created for your enjoyment.......
I'm having gall bladder problems.
Poems like this one are created
from lack of bile.
Thanks so much Theresa
for the great images.
~@~@~
Lovingcritters
ConSue
July 5, 2009
~@~@
"If it will help me keep them......
I don't care how flat they make them!"
*Bileless Smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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2009-07-06 02:24:09]
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Re: Re: CANCER AWARENESS WEEK
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Monday, 6th July 2009 @ 08:17:14 PM AEST
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Again mom,
This is tottaly hilarious.
good work.
yobrat,emy |
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Re: Re: CANCER AWARENESS WEEK
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Monday, 26th April 2010 @ 10:06:33 AM AEST
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A solemn subject with a hilarious flair>
Still laughing.
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Re: Re: CANCER AWARENESS WEEK
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Wednesday, 23rd October 2013 @ 12:26:36 AM AEST
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I am so tickled (heh heh heh) to see you put a lighthearted twist on a serious matter.
Only one note, women don't have prostates.
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Re: Re: CANCER AWARENESS WEEK
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Saturday, 29th August 2020 @ 03:47:15 PM AEST
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Lovely..........
See you in probate :) |
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