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Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom

Contributed by AJG on Tuesday, 3rd December 2002 @ 01:00:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry




FLLLUSSSHHH!

PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSST!

SLAM!
“Did you see the bags under his eyes!??”

“Yeah, Mirror, he looked terrible” responded Bathroom Sink. “I wonder what he was doing. Maybe he…”

“…He was probably up all night getting into trouble again.” Razor interrupted cuttingly. “He’s skipped me two days in a row now”.

“Take it easy on him” said Toothbrush, looking a little pink in the bristles, “maybe he was up with a sick friend or something.”

“Look Toothbrush, you’ve only been around a few weeks. You don’t know him like we do” Gurgled Sink Drain.

“How was the shower this morning”, Curtain?

“Well…I did everything I could to get close to him,” Shower Curtain responded flirtatiously.

“She’ll try that with anyone who turns on the water,” whispered Faucet.

Go to hell! Snapped curtain. And wipe that drop off your chin, you drooling buffoon!”

“I just wish he’d take better care of us. He can be so egocentric,” said Tub

“Not to mention his aim!”
Yelled Bathroom Floor knowingly

“Take it easy you guys. I think we’re all just feeling a little neglected,” said Mirror.

Always quick to defend, Toothbrush said: He’s probably just wrapped up in something really important and doesn’t have enough time to spend on us.”

Razor was quick to retort: “I heard from someone that TV was only broken for one day before he took him in to be fixed!”

Faucet sniffed jealously as another drop dribbled from her chin.

“I guess…
I…just feel a little unappreciated and dumped on” said Bathroom Sink.

Toilet just sighed and kept her lid shut.




Copyright © AJG ... [ 2002-12-03 13:00:00]
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Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Tuesday, 3rd December 2002 @ 01:36:03 PM AEST
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Very Cute,I laughed so hard! I like how you did this very clever! Christina


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by AnnD on Tuesday, 3rd December 2002 @ 03:15:55 PM AEST
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LMAO...this is a very funny, and cute write.
Well done.
Could almost see them all talking together.
Ann


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by MoonlitAngel on Tuesday, 3rd December 2002 @ 08:23:53 PM AEST
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LOL., this is adorable!!! God, I'm going to be scared every time I leave the bathroom now. I think you've scarred me for life! :P

~ MoonlitAngel


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by OreO on Wednesday, 4th December 2002 @ 10:52:40 AM AEST
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Oh god LMAO!! I've never in my life ever thought about somthing like this happening ...now everytime i walk in there im gonna be lookin around, and hell knowin me i'll be askin out loud "what choo lookin at?" LMAO....thanks for sharing this one it made me laugh soooo hard...this is good..
.:*~*:.OreO.:*~*:.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by springchic1979 on Wednesday, 4th December 2002 @ 04:35:39 PM AEST
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HAHA! I could picture it as I was reading. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. How do people come up with this sort of stuff?!?
*applaud*

Yvonne


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Emmie74 on Thursday, 5th December 2002 @ 06:33:29 PM AEST
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Hehe, geezz, you've made everyone scared of the bathroom!!! lol...
It was very amusing.

~Emmie


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 6th December 2002 @ 09:09:26 PM AEST
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Excellent poem!!! I have to say, I'm not really a reader of poems, but a very good friend has shown me this site and your poem. I LOVE it, I can see my own bathroom fixtures having a similar conversation. Although, I treat my bathroom floor a bit nicer, as I'm a sitter.
C


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 6th December 2002 @ 09:09:29 PM AEST
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Excellent poem!!! I have to say, I'm not really a reader of poems, but a very good friend has shown me this site and your poem. I LOVE it, I can see my own bathroom fixtures having a similar conversation. Although, I treat my bathroom floor a bit nicer, as I'm a sitter.
C


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by ATTICUSKRAZEZ on Friday, 6th December 2002 @ 10:10:57 PM AEST
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Eloise on Thursday, 9th January 2003 @ 12:13:58 AM AEST
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this poem was really good... real classic...lol... i was having a bad day till i read this...


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by mckayla on Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 10:21:27 PM AEST
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Funny poem! enjoyed reading it tell the end!lol

mckayla


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Julie on Sunday, 16th February 2003 @ 02:14:25 AM AEST
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i love off the wall poetry and this one takes the cake. Thankyou for enlightening me. xoxoxo julie


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Wilder on Tuesday, 4th March 2003 @ 06:42:27 PM AEST
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Very clever and very funny! I'll definately be reading more of your stuff. :o)


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by LadyDama on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:09:29 PM AEST
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this is so unique... i can just picture this!!!... thank you for the smiles... blessings...


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Boopa0213 on Wednesday, 19th March 2003 @ 07:19:29 AM AEST
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LoL...Very good use of words and very deep but funny thought. Thanks for the laughs today.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 20th March 2003 @ 12:14:53 AM AEST
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hey mr.Gelmon!
its becca from your class!
such a funny poem!
i also like the kiss one but thats all ive read so far! lol!
ttul
becca


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Chezzy on Friday, 4th April 2003 @ 06:51:03 AM AEST
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Ha ha ha ha!!!! that was FANTASTIC! Gee I'm soooo glad I found this site.
chezzy


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Friday, 4th April 2003 @ 06:03:21 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Best thing I've read all day!!!!!
Jenni


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Desi on Friday, 4th April 2003 @ 07:11:38 PM AEST
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Its...Um...interesting. Very creative, yet meaningful. good job


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by BobJoseph on Tuesday, 1st July 2003 @ 02:40:00 PM AEST
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absolutely brilliant ... and is making me ready to explore the humorous side of writing.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Kimmie_mac on Sunday, 20th July 2003 @ 10:40:10 AM AEST
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This is truely a funny poem very imaginative. I had to laugh cause I can picture them in my mind. Great. Kimmie_mac


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Tuesday, 5th August 2003 @ 09:55:28 PM AEST
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this is so hilarious.........i loved it....


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Jellybellyprincess on Tuesday, 16th September 2003 @ 03:56:23 PM AEST
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Funny stuff! Awesome poem, I loved it !

Love Joy and Peace,
jellybellyprincess


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 25th September 2003 @ 01:21:17 AM AEST
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The Wolverine said "That would make a good comic".


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by IvyQueen on Monday, 6th October 2003 @ 04:47:25 PM AEST
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Unique idea, very well written.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Serendippitty on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 05:53:14 PM AEST
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hahahahaha great poem... clever, funny, creative... easily one of my favorites



Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by sugar0986 on Sunday, 9th November 2003 @ 12:54:45 PM AEST
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This is really cute and funny really good job i'm going to have too read you r other poems.


~Brittany~


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Kirby on Sunday, 11th January 2004 @ 11:18:53 PM AEST
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I laugh at alot of things but not this! It was clevar that u sat in the bathroom, probably taking a bath...or spending a penny and decided to pass the time by making thw rold of bathrooms talk to you about the weird guy that u are! lol! Sorry, it was good but not everything can get good responses! Love:::Kirby
Needless to say that this is still rated good and funny so what can one person know!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Rawkergurl2003 on Friday, 13th February 2004 @ 01:04:29 AM AEST
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lmao!!!!! can i borrow this and post in my bathroom!?!??!?!?! imma have it framed...ill be sure to add your name..whoever takes a ***** will know your famous!!!!!!!!
cyndi


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Necromant on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 03:30:24 PM AEST
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Lol! This is sooo Funny! Lol Great write! LOL Can't stop laughing........thanks I really needed that!
Anne :D


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by dead_beauty on Tuesday, 23rd March 2004 @ 10:22:16 PM AEST
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Makes me wonder what the sink and the toilet say about me...Awesome poem! :)
Very entertaining!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Justalady on Sunday, 11th April 2004 @ 09:42:06 AM AEST
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I will never be able to leave my bathroom again without wanting to listen at the door. LOL Being a lady and Justalady at that.. I'm really afraid of what I may hear. Gosh, now you have me started... thanks for the laugh. :) June


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by skinsfan on Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 11:37:42 PM AEST
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The imagery in this poem is brilliant. Great job-skinsfan


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 06:23:54 PM AEST
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From Tripod:
One of the funniest poems I have ever read...I loved it. I wonder how my bathroom floor feels about me...


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Seans_Girl on Tuesday, 8th June 2004 @ 06:10:58 PM AEST
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Very humorous and unique. Great Job!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by bluedragonfly on Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 03:11:06 PM AEST
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Oh my! LMAO!!! This was the first poem I have read from that category.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by bluedragonfly on Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 03:22:20 PM AEST
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Oh my! LMAO!!! This was the first poem I have read from that category.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by sunnyrainbows on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 09:51:27 PM AEST
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cute and creative


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Psyche on Sunday, 11th July 2004 @ 10:05:47 PM AEST
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This is priceless. I am just going to stare at my inanimate lavatory utlilities now...Thanks a lot. LOL


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by WorthlesSanity666 on Monday, 19th July 2004 @ 10:02:02 AM AEST
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Too cute! Lol. I simply loved it. I'l think twice text time I go to the bathroom, lol. Great job!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by xCApTiVaTeDx on Saturday, 24th July 2004 @ 12:22:41 PM AEST
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Cute write- I liked it! Keep it up...

.xCaptivatedx.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Stampede38 on Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 05:58:16 PM AEST
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Not really a poem...
Still really funny.
5/5


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by deadheadpoet on Thursday, 2nd September 2004 @ 01:12:19 AM AEST
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Very funny. I quite enjoyed your wonderful imagination.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by AspenGlow on Thursday, 2nd September 2004 @ 02:39:14 AM AEST
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This is priceless.......omg yes. can see it all now.....and the indignity of the bathroom floor.....and the toilet keeping shut.....


Its a while since you wrote this.....you see the power of posting here.....omg yes.....saved again from a dark night.

Thank you so very much for this one.

Chris


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by critterhideaway on Thursday, 2nd September 2004 @ 08:10:21 PM AEST
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Oh how funny!!, yes we do neglect some things whan we are prowling and you guys miss the hole sometimes. Go figure


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by inoc on Thursday, 16th September 2004 @ 10:16:35 AM AEST
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surpurb....
I could imagine them all talking in my mind...
very entertaining....
good on ya toilet seat...keeping your lid shut!
cheers!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Live2Die on Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 01:39:51 PM AEST
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LOLZ!!! This is hilarious!! I'm always gonna wonder what goes on in my bathroom now...


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by dtborchert on Monday, 29th November 2004 @ 10:48:08 AM AEST
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One of the funnies things I have read! Just great!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by SkaterGirl16 on Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 06:21:45 PM AEST
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LOL this is hilarious!!!!!!!! I love it!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by brokenwings on Thursday, 16th December 2004 @ 12:30:40 AM AEST
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! good job my bf even liked it too great write


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 21st January 2005 @ 10:15:10 PM AEST
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funfunfun!!! Nicely written, flowing and easily believed.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Sir_Odd87 on Friday, 21st January 2005 @ 10:26:05 PM AEST
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Amusing to say the least...


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by O7NeVeS on Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 11:22:39 PM AEST
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LMAO What an original, interesting, funny write. Never thought about something like this ever but thanks for thinkin it and posting it! kudos to you man!!! TD


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Jeff_Scott_Morehead on Friday, 4th February 2005 @ 03:30:23 PM AEST
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What a truly original write.
Funny and well done!

Jeff


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Staggg on Wednesday, 30th March 2005 @ 08:13:26 PM AEST
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I'll have to be honest and say it's not your best stuff, but I do realize it's just a bit of fun.

I'm leaving a comment because this poem is similar to my first entry. (DISH & SPOON SPLITTING UP)

It's about what happened after the dish ran away with the spoon in the Hey Diddle Diddle rhyme.

Check it out. I'd love to hear your feedback, you being a teacher and all, who's imagination seems to travel a similar road to my own.

Good Stuff.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by freckle on Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 08:48:32 PM AEST
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What a riot! This is such an original piece. Too funny!

Carol


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 24th June 2005 @ 02:14:07 AM AEST
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VERY ORIGINAL!! Grest write.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Thursday, 12th January 2006 @ 03:48:19 PM AEST
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wonderful

NS


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by ravendominique on Monday, 24th April 2006 @ 09:30:27 PM AEST
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Always wondered Lol


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by kiss4roq on Tuesday, 25th April 2006 @ 11:34:24 AM AEST
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Interesting poem :o/ I'll think twice before I use my bathroom. :0)


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Vampirequeen on Monday, 12th June 2006 @ 01:28:29 AM AEST
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lol that was way funny.


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by candysears on Friday, 16th June 2006 @ 07:39:16 PM AEST
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I figure the toilet,sink and curtain chatted when people were not around..lol..
This was an excellent write..Plus humorous..
I enjoyed every stanza..
God Bless!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 28th October 2006 @ 07:31:56 PM AEST
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lol
highly creative!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by NDean on Thursday, 7th December 2006 @ 02:37:13 PM AEST
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FANTASTIC
It flows well even with the outrageous theme. Not alot of people could pull that off without it sounding awful. BUT YOU DID
WOW
:D :D :D


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by hgillila on Tuesday, 13th March 2007 @ 09:44:49 PM AEST
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Very cute, I really enjoyed it!


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by The_Unknown on Saturday, 5th May 2007 @ 01:05:55 AM AEST
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Haha, cute. That was really funny. :)


Re: Conversation Overheard When You Left The Bathroom (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 5th December 2008 @ 03:05:46 PM AEST
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very funny, it made me chuckle. very clever.

-phil




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