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It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance.
I said that Coy and Vance were much better than Bo and Luke.
People dragged me into alleys and beat me until I puked.
I thought that Coy and Vance made The Dukes of Hazzard a better show.
I was beaten-up thirty-five times and each punch was a very painful blow.
People hit me until my eyes swelled shut and I couldn/'/t even see.
People were so furious that even women beat the hell out of me.
I bragged on Coy and Vance but I should/'/ve kept my big mouth shut.
People hit me so many times that I looked uglier than Jabba the Hutt.
People were furious and they sure didn/'/t want to dance.
You/'/d better keep your trap shut if you like Coy and Vance. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 40 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance

Contributed by randyjohnson on Sunday, 31st May 2020 @ 06:43:38 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

People ganged up on me and I didn/'/t stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance.
I said that Coy and Vance were much better than Bo and Luke.
People dragged me into alleys and beat me until I puked.
I thought that Coy and Vance made The Dukes of Hazzard a better show.
I was beaten-up thirty-five times and each punch was a very painful blow.
People hit me until my eyes swelled shut and I couldn/'/t even see.
People were so furious that even women beat the hell out of me.
I bragged on Coy and Vance but I should/'/ve kept my big mouth shut.
People hit me so many times that I looked uglier than Jabba the Hutt.
People were furious and they sure didn/'/t want to dance.
You/'/d better keep your trap shut if you like Coy and Vance.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2020-05-31 18:43:38]
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Re: The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance (User Rating: 1 )
by speedy on Sunday, 31st May 2020 @ 11:01:23 PM AEST
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I hope you/'/ll forgive my ignorance when I say I have no idea who Coy and Vance are. My dad liked the dukes of Harvard, so I recognize that.

Great write though.

Hannah B

Re: The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 1st June 2020 @ 07:49:03 AM AEST
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Heeheehee. People rarely like the replacements. This made me chuckle.

Thank you,

Dugan

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