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They laugh and call me an idiot because I believe that.
I believe that I/'/ll fall off the earth if I walk too far.
I fear that I/'/ll drive off the earth, that/'/s why I don/'/t own a car.
When I talked to a head shrinker, he put me in a funny farm.
He thought if I was around people, they might be harmed.
People say that when it comes to intelligence, I sure do lack it.
I was locked in a rubber room and I had to wear a straight jacket.
I got shock therapy every day and they loved to turn up the juice.
People are hiding under their beds because they turned me loose.
I was treated like a lunatic just because I believe that the earth is flat.
If you believe the same, stop it or the funny farm is where you/'/ll end up at.
Don/'/t be like me or the loony bin is where you/'/ll go.
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I Believe The Earth Is Flat

Contributed by randyjohnson on Tuesday, 17th March 2020 @ 03:15:30 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I believe that.
I believe that I/'/ll fall off the earth if I walk too far.
I fear that I/'/ll drive off the earth, that/'/s why I don/'/t own a car.
When I talked to a head shrinker, he put me in a funny farm.
He thought if I was around people, they might be harmed.
People say that when it comes to intelligence, I sure do lack it.
I was locked in a rubber room and I had to wear a straight jacket.
I got shock therapy every day and they loved to turn up the juice.
People are hiding under their beds because they turned me loose.
I was treated like a lunatic just because I believe that the earth is flat.
If you believe the same, stop it or the funny farm is where you/'/ll end up at.
Don/'/t be like me or the loony bin is where you/'/ll go.
If you/'/re asked if the earth is flat, you/'/d better say no.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2020-03-17 15:15:30]
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