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[title] => Bankers and Boyfriends
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[hometext] => How to calculate your interest rate.
[bodytext] => My bank wants collateral to lend me money. Like stocks or bonds, or property, funny,
If I had some value that they could attach, I wouldn’t be sitting here asking for cash!
So the very next evening on a first date, When he wanted to know how much money I make.
He started to look like that banker to me, and I lost my interest immediately!
So I told him my dating policy calls, For substantial penalties for early withdrawals.
A five percent rebate on each hug and kiss; With adjustable rates tied to ongoing bliss.
Nightly delivery and prompt special handling, Must remain current to stay in good standing.
At which point he ran for the door happily. And I waived as he left, my annual fee.
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Bankers and Boyfriends
Contributed by
softerware
on
Saturday, 13th July 2019 @ 08:59:20 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My bank wants collateral to lend me money. Like stocks or bonds, or property, funny,
If I had some value that they could attach, I wouldn’t be sitting here asking for cash!
So the very next evening on a first date, When he wanted to know how much money I make.
He started to look like that banker to me, and I lost my interest immediately!
So I told him my dating policy calls, For substantial penalties for early withdrawals.
A five percent rebate on each hug and kiss; With adjustable rates tied to ongoing bliss.
Nightly delivery and prompt special handling, Must remain current to stay in good standing.
At which point he ran for the door happily. And I waived as he left, my annual fee.
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Re: Bankers and Boyfriends
(User Rating: 1 ) by JamesStockdale on
Sunday, 14th July 2019 @ 02:39:28 AM AEST (User
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Lovely....lol
Another jewel. |
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Re: Bankers and Boyfriends
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 14th July 2019 @ 02:59:40 AM AEST (User
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oh the unheard of risk in any meaningful
jointly agreed upon, fiscally sought out to be transparent,
and to be filled with delightful contentment,
risk, jointly agreed till loan is paid off,
till both parties shall at some contractual point
separate themselves, as purely as one making profit,
and the other, borrowing on safe term.
Amen.
Peace!
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Re: Bankers and Boyfriends
(User Rating: 1 ) by ingeniusidiot on
Tuesday, 16th July 2019 @ 12:39:23 PM AEST (User
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lol, another jewel I have to agree.
and your word play is exquisite.
along with the humor there is a great deal of truth
here. Ive know some women too that have fit into
this category.
Rich |
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