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[sid] => 186186
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => 125 Bucks
[time] => 2019-05-02 15:04:35
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks. I did the work but when I asked for the money, he said that I was out if luck. Before he slammed the door in my face, he gave me the bird. I/'/d never seen such behavior before, it was absolutely absurd. To get even, I cut down two trees and they fell on his house and fractured his roof. When he confronted me, I knocked his teeth out, he doesn/'/t even have one tooth. I/'/m a bad man when I get riled, people will pay what they owe. If I work for you and you don/'/t pay, the hospital is where you/'/ll go. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 74 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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