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[sid] => 186119
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Nipple & Button Words
[time] => 2019-04-13 02:47:01
[hometext] => Two Corinthian walk into a bigly ballgame, very late, 3:17...
[bodytext] => / //// / ‘Oringes!’ is what he said, originating from somewhere in his head: a place called Dysphasia, where all dumb words are bred. ‘Covfefe!’ he wrote, sleep-texting by rote then called it a mystery, to be pondered in history. Bigly, Yuge and Nazzies much deserved their rassies, while Diversery and Shtatesh proved a smocking, anomous mesh. Hamberders rates with the more heinous word-murders, but premedication is my all-time, favourite mispronunciation. ‘No Collusion!’ he gestured from the stands, waving away a gust of reality with impossibly small hands. perhaps he meant collision on this slowly derailing train, where you better bring your A-Brain, for Pleasure means Paradise, if only these fake words would play nice. The words in their true form:big league, Nepal and Bhutan, origin, coverage, big, huge and Nazis, diversity and States (as in United, remember?), enormous/anonymous, hamburgers, premeditation, A-Game, and possibly, Confess! to round off this linguistic mess… [comments] => 3 [counter] => 89 [topic] => 41 [informant] => spike [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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