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When it comes to how I do my job, you/'/d better believe that there is deceit.
I hired a man but he wouldn/'/t roll the odometers back.
He said that he was honest so I gave him the sack.
I no longer personally roll the odometers back because when I did it, I was arrested.
My cellmate beat the hell out of me because all used car salesmen are detested.
When people give me advice about becoming honest, I ignore it.
When I sold a Bug, I said it was the car that was used in the Herbie movies and I was paid two hundred grand for it.
My favorite customers are those who have plenty of money and are naive.
When people ask me to lower my prices, I cuss them out and tell them to leave.
I sold a car without telling the buyer about its worn out brakes.
Now she/'/s angry because she ended up driving the car in a lake.
When it comes to me and my job, people hate my demeanor.
If you buy a vehicle from me, I will take you to the cleaners. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Detestable Car Salesman

Contributed by randyjohnson on Monday, 25th March 2019 @ 11:41:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I/'/ve been a used car salesman for twenty years, it/'/s my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I do my job, you/'/d better believe that there is deceit.
I hired a man but he wouldn/'/t roll the odometers back.
He said that he was honest so I gave him the sack.
I no longer personally roll the odometers back because when I did it, I was arrested.
My cellmate beat the hell out of me because all used car salesmen are detested.
When people give me advice about becoming honest, I ignore it.
When I sold a Bug, I said it was the car that was used in the Herbie movies and I was paid two hundred grand for it.
My favorite customers are those who have plenty of money and are naive.
When people ask me to lower my prices, I cuss them out and tell them to leave.
I sold a car without telling the buyer about its worn out brakes.
Now she/'/s angry because she ended up driving the car in a lake.
When it comes to me and my job, people hate my demeanor.
If you buy a vehicle from me, I will take you to the cleaners.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2019-03-25 23:41:00]
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