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Array ( [sid] => 186024 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper [time] => 2019-03-18 15:35:29 [hometext] => This poem is fictional, but certain people might wish that it/'/s true. [bodytext] => A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won/'/t give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won/'/t be coming home any time soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 91 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

Contributed by randyjohnson on Monday, 18th March 2019 @ 03:35:29 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won/'/t give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won/'/t be coming home any time soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2019-03-18 15:35:29]
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Re: Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Thursday, 21st March 2019 @ 01:20:14 AM AEST
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I/'/d pay $50 million to save Trump but not Don junior.... I/'/d pay the kidnappers $50 million more
to keep HRC :)

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