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[sid] => 185977
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Deadly Magical Power
[time] => 2019-03-08 21:39:55
[hometext] => A fictional poem with dark humor.
[bodytext] => All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life. I/'/ve painted portraits of my former boss, my in-laws and I also painted a portrait of my wife. I/'/ve been given a magical power but I don/'/t know where it came from. My killing spree is not going to end, there will be more deaths to come. I/'/m going to paint portraits of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Then I/'/ll paint portraits of the creators of the new Doctor Who TV show, I/'/ll get rid of all of those chumps. I/'/m also going to paint a portrait of a bully who I went to school with. He/'/d better enjoy what time he has left because he won/'/t have long to live. I will never see the inside of a courtroom, I will never be tried. If you don/'/t want your portrait to be painted, don/'/t get on my bad side. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 53 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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