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[sid] => 185964
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Kool-Aid Criminal
[time] => 2019-03-05 00:54:08
[hometext] => This fictional poem was inspired by a Youtube video.
[bodytext] => The Kool-Aid Man isn/'/t cool at all, he/'/s actually a thug. He/'/s a low life scum bag who poisons people with drugs. He puts the drugs in the kool-aid, mostly cocaine and meth. He doesn/'/t care that his products cause addiction and death. He doesn/'/t care who he hurts just as long as he gets paid. The cops just found his hideout, it/'/s a raid. He fired at the police because he/'/s out of control. The police just opened fire and filled him full of holes. But instead of spilling blood, kool-aid was what was spilled. Everybody can rest easy because the Kool-Aid Man has been killed. That/'/s the end of the Kool-Aid Man distributing coke and meth. The Kool-Aid Man flipped off the cops with his final breath. Rhe Kool-Aid Man fought the law but he didn/'/t win. That fat and bloated punk will never say "Oh Yeah!" again. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 83 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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