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He broke my jaw two months ago and it/'/s still swollen.
I lost fifty pounds because my mouth had to be wired shut.
Even though I/'/m innocent, my neighbor still kicked my butt.
He bounced me around like a basketball.
I was no match for him because he/'/s over seven feet tall.
The cops found the real crook and my neighbor knew I wasn/'/t at fault.
He begged me for forgiveness but I still had that ox arrested for assault.
When he went to jail, his boss fired him and his wife left, it/'/s sad but true.
When he is released, he will come looking for me and it will be round two. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 41 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

My Neighbor Gave Me A Broken Jaw

Contributed by randyjohnson on Sunday, 25th March 2018 @ 01:45:31 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it/'/s still swollen.
I lost fifty pounds because my mouth had to be wired shut.
Even though I/'/m innocent, my neighbor still kicked my butt.
He bounced me around like a basketball.
I was no match for him because he/'/s over seven feet tall.
The cops found the real crook and my neighbor knew I wasn/'/t at fault.
He begged me for forgiveness but I still had that ox arrested for assault.
When he went to jail, his boss fired him and his wife left, it/'/s sad but true.
When he is released, he will come looking for me and it will be round two.

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Re: My Neighbor Gave Me A Broken Jaw (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 25th March 2018 @ 02:09:13 AM AEST
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your neighbor is nuts of course, his curse is his
abusive hot trigger, fisticuffs before thought.
And it happens as it happens, only afterwards
when he finds out he was so wrong. The boy
needs help, he/'/s a big boy too.
I have been on the raw end of fisticuffs myself,
and I know how difficult it can be. I would
stand up for what is right, and I would hold
my own, less crazy then my aggressor I
would mostly zig when they zagged, float
like a butterfly sting like a bee - but that/'/s
all nonsense. Let/'/s say you hit the guy
and get in a lucky punch, down he goes
and he/'/s rendered unconscious for a few
moments, then you try to help the boy up,
and when he comes to he/'/s back at you
once again.
Don/'/t be brave or foolish. Get a restraining
order against him. He seriously
needs help. But you need it more.
Dear Randy, I hope you/'/re okay!
And BTW - You are a hero to his wife and children
if he has any. As well as to the entire
community, and they need to help protect
you.

Peace!

Re: My Neighbor Gave Me A Broken Jaw (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 25th March 2018 @ 11:47:52 PM AEST
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Well I hope this is just good writing. Its funny too but again hope its just awesome writing. blessing.
emy

Re: My Neighbor Gave Me A Broken Jaw (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 28th March 2018 @ 10:23:12 AM AEST
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Sounds like you had oe bad day.
Good work.
emy

Re: My Neighbor Gave Me A Broken Jaw (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 28th March 2018 @ 10:25:16 AM AEST
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Good write think Id just get out of town.
blessings,
emy

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