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[aid] => mick
[title] => REALITY T.V.
[time] => 2005-06-23 21:30:39
[hometext] => NEWS FLASH.
[bodytext] => Do to the increasing levels of intoxicating mass media sensationalism, There has been reports of wide spread high definition madness. Flat screen hysteria has invaded our communities. The President has called upon members of congress to vote in the Reality T.v. act. The constitution would be altered, thus turning reality over to Reality T.v. The Maury show, Jerry Springer, and Oprah would become our source of information. The bachelor and the bachelorette would show us family values. The real world becomes the Real world, and Fear factor rules our dreams. No longer will we burden with the task of reality. We'll simply watch Reality T.v........................... [comments] => 1 [counter] => 166 [topic] => 7 [informant] => tawakwan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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