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Array ( [sid] => 98814 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => CAROLYN [time] => 2005-06-21 05:16:02 [hometext] => When you know you should and you don't, then what's that called? A sin? *smiles* [bodytext] => "CAROLYN"

Small neighborhood was ours,
Friendly people funny memoirs.
Mostly older ladies living alone,
Nosy, bossy, funny, judgmental zone.

Summers are beastly hot in Illinois
Montie home- schooled school boy.
Lots of friends at our place to play
I taught them poker, and they would stay.

Didn't play for money just fun and chips.
Old ladies couldn't come to grips.
Constantly harassing me for delinquency
Monitoring me every single day closely.

My dress attire was inappropriate also.
"Don't wear shorts!" Carolyn would bellow
Eventually it began to wear on my nerves.
Kindly never said a word, peace preserves.

"There she goes, not Miss America,
but Carolyn!"
All gussied up, straight to the bus stop,
long skirt cotton.
Oh, No, look again, back of her skirt
is tucked in her underpants.....
Frozen, I watched her as if in a trance.

I could have, I should have--yelled,
"Carolyn come back here dear!"
Revenge, unkindness, ornery to this day
not clear?
I allowed her to pass and never uttered
one single word!
I knew I should, I knew it would be right....
yet silently, I never bothered!

I watched her hike straight to the bus stop.
While I prayed aloud, "Dear God please
help me get past my doorstop!"
Now God is not one to be mocked, He
knew I didn't mean it.......
No blame to Him, but all the Credit!



"Please Dear God Forgive Me,
'Twas a sin I did commit!"

This is a true
story created by
Lovingcritters
consue
June 21, 2005



"A lesson learned for all
the ladies who read this ditty.
After potty, check your skirt and
panties, especially if they feel bulky!"

*Sinful Smiles!*






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CAROLYN

Contributed by lovingcritters on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 05:16:02 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



"CAROLYN"

Small neighborhood was ours,
Friendly people funny memoirs.
Mostly older ladies living alone,
Nosy, bossy, funny, judgmental zone.

Summers are beastly hot in Illinois
Montie home- schooled school boy.
Lots of friends at our place to play
I taught them poker, and they would stay.

Didn't play for money just fun and chips.
Old ladies couldn't come to grips.
Constantly harassing me for delinquency
Monitoring me every single day closely.

My dress attire was inappropriate also.
"Don't wear shorts!" Carolyn would bellow
Eventually it began to wear on my nerves.
Kindly never said a word, peace preserves.

"There she goes, not Miss America,
but Carolyn!"
All gussied up, straight to the bus stop,
long skirt cotton.
Oh, No, look again, back of her skirt
is tucked in her underpants.....
Frozen, I watched her as if in a trance.

I could have, I should have--yelled,
"Carolyn come back here dear!"
Revenge, unkindness, ornery to this day
not clear?
I allowed her to pass and never uttered
one single word!
I knew I should, I knew it would be right....
yet silently, I never bothered!

I watched her hike straight to the bus stop.
While I prayed aloud, "Dear God please
help me get past my doorstop!"
Now God is not one to be mocked, He
knew I didn't mean it.......
No blame to Him, but all the Credit!



"Please Dear God Forgive Me,
'Twas a sin I did commit!"

This is a true
story created by
Lovingcritters
consue
June 21, 2005



"A lesson learned for all
the ladies who read this ditty.
After potty, check your skirt and
panties, especially if they feel bulky!"

*Sinful Smiles!*










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(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 07:00:06 AM AEST
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I think my friend God has forgiven you for this one...He loves the repentent sinner more than the self-rightous shrew....and shows that you are only human and aware of your frailities which makes you only need him more...

Hugs
Shari


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by bernard on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 07:58:36 AM AEST
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Consue I laughed out loud when I read this.great reminiscences keep them coming from bernard.


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by Vampirequeen on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 08:08:47 AM AEST
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lol that is cute .once again awsome write.

hugs


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 09:06:33 AM AEST
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Bravo............and I do believe we have all done exactly the same to someone....! I think, its not too bad you see........but getting even seems to please.
Laughs, and claps. You create such sweet and aspiring writes. Thanks for sharing.

Brew~


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 10:02:18 AM AEST
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Oh I laughed so much dear ConSue - this is really so great, so truthful and I agree 100% with NoSaint, self-righteous critics should pay a small prize for their constant nagging and giving a hard time to the kind and good.
And, voila

"I taught them poker, and they would stay"

So you teach Poker?. I had already a hunch that you animals from Noah's Ark assembled for a Poker game. ll set for it. Right?

This is one of the most delightful works of yours and the picture of Carolyn, brings tears of laughter to the eye.
Deligjtful;! Kudos!
Warm love
Elizabeth
.


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 12:37:38 PM AEST
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Really nice write. fresh and original, i liked it a lot. chris.


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 06:50:15 PM AEST
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I am loving this, Connie Sue. Sometimes you just gotta let life take its hilarious course. I just feel deep in my heart that God too has a sense of humor. Rita


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 @ 09:09:15 PM AEST
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LoL This was soooo cute I loved it! God does have a sense of humer thats why theres laughter in the world! This he is laughing about & me too! Christina


Re: CAROLYN (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 22nd June 2005 @ 02:33:25 AM AEST
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I hear ya.
Funny
huggs,
yobrat,
emy




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