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Array ( [sid] => 97881 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => NOAH'S ARK [time] => 2005-06-13 10:34:04 [hometext] => This is a sequel to Connie's beautiful piece the Animals of the Ark [bodytext] =>


June 11, 2005

NOAH’S ARK

In Rain the animals all stood
Beside Old Noah’s Ark,
And boisterous the braying and
The howling and the bark.

The stench was getting awful for
The animals, you know,
When wet are very stinky and
Oh, Mercy did it Grow!

Conditions there, as one can see,
Could even more erode,
With animals aboard the Ark
And there is no commode.

So it is seen with Noah’s task,
It wasn’t cherry cake,
For being stowed with such as this
Could hard to be to take.

But it is said he made the trip,
But it was never learned
If when was done the enterprise,
The whole shebang was burned.






































[comments] => 3 [counter] => 195 [topic] => 7 [informant] => SidneyCid [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 12 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
NOAH'S ARK

Contributed by SidneyCid on Monday, 13th June 2005 @ 10:34:04 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry






June 11, 2005

NOAH’S ARK

In Rain the animals all stood
Beside Old Noah’s Ark,
And boisterous the braying and
The howling and the bark.

The stench was getting awful for
The animals, you know,
When wet are very stinky and
Oh, Mercy did it Grow!

Conditions there, as one can see,
Could even more erode,
With animals aboard the Ark
And there is no commode.

So it is seen with Noah’s task,
It wasn’t cherry cake,
For being stowed with such as this
Could hard to be to take.

But it is said he made the trip,
But it was never learned
If when was done the enterprise,
The whole shebang was burned.










































Copyright © SidneyCid ... [ 2005-06-13 10:34:04]
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Re: NOAH'S ARK (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 13th June 2005 @ 11:34:58 AM AEST
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I like it. Nice write. Funny ending :)


Re: NOAH'S ARK (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Saturday, 18th June 2005 @ 01:41:39 AM AEST
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BLAZING SADDLES! Dalton, that was much better than mine. Funny ending and right on time. Poor Noah, wonder if we can ask him one day.
Enjoyed this one just fine!
Warm love
consue


Re: NOAH'S ARK (User Rating: 1 )
by sassydovebird on Wednesday, 11th January 2006 @ 08:33:32 PM AEST
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loved the flowing rhyme..poor Noah,but whatta bonfire!!!!!...sassy




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