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NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT!

Waiting to enter the ark, Noah's animals speak out.
Mr. Pig says, "Rain? What's that all about?"
Mr. Moose gives a hearty bellow,
"Pig, you're a stupid fellow! Noah is a good man,
He said that we could drown!"

"OK Moose man, now what is drown?
"I'm not sure, Pig, ask Miss Goose."
"Drown, you silly two, means you go under,
and then you're through!"
"But, I still don't see why we have to ride
in that tree box?" said Mr. Bee.

Miss Cow replies, "It's as big as four football fields!"
"What's a football field?"
"It's where they grow footballs, how dumb can you be?
"Mr. Elephant speaks up, and says
"Is it big enough for me?"
"Of course!" says Mr. Horse.
Mr. Hippo coughs loudly, then says, "Will I too fit?
"Of course!" said Mr. Horse, but you might have to sit!"

Mr. Eagle flies low, and asks, "Where will I fly?"
Will Noah tie me down?"
Miss Flamingo answers, "It's either tie down,
splashdown, or drown, which?
"Now wait just minute," roars Mr. Bear.
"I can't even swim, I sink in the rear!
Besides, I heard Noah say, 'Have no fear!"

Clearing her throat, Miss dog exclaims,
"Sure, that's easy for him to say, he can swim."
All I can do is dog paddle!"
"Me too!" says Mr. Giraffe,
"I'd rather stay in the jungle!"

Then Mr. Goat begins to speak, "The only one here
that I'm worried about is you, Mr. Rabbit."
"Why me," said Mr. Rabbit?"
"Because you multiply out of habit! and I'm afraid
you'll sink the box!"
"That wasn't very nice?" said Mr. Fox
"And, where will I lay my eggs?"
asked Miss Chicken.
"Same place you've always laid them,
between your legs!" replied the dauphin.

"Who's the chairman?"
"I am!" said the Bobcat....."And that goes
for you too, Mr. Rat!"
"Does everyone understand about the potty?
As chairman I feel I must advise.
There's no outdoor bathroom,
it's all indoor plumbing I surmise."
"Shhhh," says Mr. Lion, "Here comes Noah you guys."

Noah remarks,
"Are you ready animals, and owls so wise?
Follow me please, go inside...
Don't worry, the Good Lord will provide!"
And so, they followed Noah two by two
And what happened after that, no one ever knew!

Created by
Lovingcritters
consue
June 10, 2005

"And that's the rest of the story,"
by Paul Harvey......

"Dry Smiles!"

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NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT

Contributed by Lovingcritters on Saturday, 11th June 2005 @ 07:51:18 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT!

Waiting to enter the ark, Noah's animals speak out.
Mr. Pig says, "Rain? What's that all about?"
Mr. Moose gives a hearty bellow,
"Pig, you're a stupid fellow! Noah is a good man,
He said that we could drown!"

"OK Moose man, now what is drown?
"I'm not sure, Pig, ask Miss Goose."
"Drown, you silly two, means you go under,
and then you're through!"
"But, I still don't see why we have to ride
in that tree box?" said Mr. Bee.

Miss Cow replies, "It's as big as four football fields!"
"What's a football field?"
"It's where they grow footballs, how dumb can you be?
"Mr. Elephant speaks up, and says
"Is it big enough for me?"
"Of course!" says Mr. Horse.
Mr. Hippo coughs loudly, then says, "Will I too fit?
"Of course!" said Mr. Horse, but you might have to sit!"

Mr. Eagle flies low, and asks, "Where will I fly?"
Will Noah tie me down?"
Miss Flamingo answers, "It's either tie down,
splashdown, or drown, which?
"Now wait just minute," roars Mr. Bear.
"I can't even swim, I sink in the rear!
Besides, I heard Noah say, 'Have no fear!"

Clearing her throat, Miss dog exclaims,
"Sure, that's easy for him to say, he can swim."
All I can do is dog paddle!"
"Me too!" says Mr. Giraffe,
"I'd rather stay in the jungle!"

Then Mr. Goat begins to speak, "The only one here
that I'm worried about is you, Mr. Rabbit."
"Why me," said Mr. Rabbit?"
"Because you multiply out of habit! and I'm afraid
you'll sink the box!"
"That wasn't very nice?" said Mr. Fox
"And, where will I lay my eggs?"
asked Miss Chicken.
"Same place you've always laid them,
between your legs!" replied the dauphin.

"Who's the chairman?"
"I am!" said the Bobcat....."And that goes
for you too, Mr. Rat!"
"Does everyone understand about the potty?
As chairman I feel I must advise.
There's no outdoor bathroom,
it's all indoor plumbing I surmise."
"Shhhh," says Mr. Lion, "Here comes Noah you guys."

Noah remarks,
"Are you ready animals, and owls so wise?
Follow me please, go inside...
Don't worry, the Good Lord will provide!"
And so, they followed Noah two by two
And what happened after that, no one ever knew!

Created by
Lovingcritters
consue
June 10, 2005

"And that's the rest of the story,"
by Paul Harvey......

"Dry Smiles!"

Copyright © Lovingcritters ... [ 2005-06-11 19:51:18]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Saturday, 11th June 2005 @ 08:10:03 PM AEST
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delightful my friend.....pure joy...one of your best!!!!

Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on Saturday, 11th June 2005 @ 09:22:45 PM AEST
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Oh sooo delightful!
What imagination! One seems to be surrounded by these creatures.
I just think they might have decided to do a game of poker!

A real nice game of poker! How about that?
Simply delightful ConSue!
When you are blue - read Consue!
And you burst with laughter ever after.
Blessings!
Elizabeth

Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by Whisper on Saturday, 11th June 2005 @ 10:57:06 PM AEST
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Refreshingly enjoyable. sheer delight and cute pics too

Whisper

Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Saturday, 11th June 2005 @ 11:34:58 PM AEST
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Simply Great

Shari

Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Sunday, 12th June 2005 @ 10:18:35 AM AEST
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I am so thrilled, ecstatic and truly appreciative of the blessing we have-in regards to being lucky enough to have you on the site. You bring smiles on rainy days, laughter, sunshine, all the good things that are positive and wondrous.

I think very highly of you ConSue and LOVE your poetry, truly.

Kie

Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 12th June 2005 @ 08:27:59 PM AEST
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wow, this is awesome mom. Very creative.
huggs,
yobrat,
emy

Re: NOAH'S ANIMALS SPEAK OUT (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 14th June 2005 @ 07:33:46 PM AEST
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aww connie, this is so cute and i love your lill pictures too:) hugs n' love nessa

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