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January 24, 2005

BODACIOUS CLEMENTINE

To aptly praise sweet Clementine,
Descriptive words must aptly shine.
For she is due the very best,
For she is never fully dressed.

No, she is quite a fashion plate,
So clothes she doesn’t advocate.
And those she does are gauze and net,
And none about it does she fret.

Skirts are half way down her thighs,
To quite attract the roving eyes,
And little breezes help the scene,
For entertainment then is seen.

And blouses sheer are but to cheer,
For they reveal there’s no brassiere.
And they are cut to quite reveal
Her attributes are really real.

But skepticism rears its head,
To speculate on what I said,
For in that very special zone
There might be added silicone.


















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BODACIOUS CLEMENTINE

Contributed by SidneyCid on Sunday, 5th June 2005 @ 06:00:13 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry







January 24, 2005

BODACIOUS CLEMENTINE

To aptly praise sweet Clementine,
Descriptive words must aptly shine.
For she is due the very best,
For she is never fully dressed.

No, she is quite a fashion plate,
So clothes she doesn’t advocate.
And those she does are gauze and net,
And none about it does she fret.

Skirts are half way down her thighs,
To quite attract the roving eyes,
And little breezes help the scene,
For entertainment then is seen.

And blouses sheer are but to cheer,
For they reveal there’s no brassiere.
And they are cut to quite reveal
Her attributes are really real.

But skepticism rears its head,
To speculate on what I said,
For in that very special zone
There might be added silicone.


















.















Copyright © SidneyCid ... [ 2005-06-05 18:00:13]
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Re: BODACIOUS CLEMENTINE (User Rating: 1 )
by hauntedscorp on Sunday, 5th June 2005 @ 06:25:28 PM AEST
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LOL this gave me a good laugh....Well worded, and great flow. "And little breezes help the scene, for entertainment then is seen..." hehehehehe. Nice one.
Scorp.


Re: BODACIOUS CLEMENTINE (User Rating: 1 )
by kiss4roq on Monday, 15th May 2006 @ 12:30:09 PM AEST
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Cute poem. It's quite amusing if I do say so myself. great write.




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