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[title] => Mason Hung Presents A Crazy Dream
[time] => 2005-06-03 19:57:20
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[bodytext] => Late last night I fell asleep and had this crazy dream That Larry King was harassing me through my T.V. screen He told me Oprah Winfrey secretly planned to break my balls and that George Bush was a spineless crook who had no balls at all I tried not to listen so I took off for the door but tripped over a bag of x and fell down on the floor I broke my nose split my lip started drifting off The stars appeared I saw a light then slipped off into shock Barely breathing, Oprah came, she gave me mouth to mouth Then picked me up with a mother's love and laid me on the couch A few minutes pass, the doorbell rang, I turned around to see and there was George Bush standing with a bag of weed He smoked me out, got me drunk, then kicked me out my crib I'm driving drunk, wrecked my truck and killed some little kid I ditched the truck, fled the scene and ran back to the house Cut George Bush across his throat and left holes in Oprah's mouth To top it off, on the run, with nowhere else to go Larry King came on T.V. and said,"I told you so." Dam Now That's A Crazy Dream Written By Mason Hung [comments] => 2 [counter] => 187 [topic] => 68 [informant] => MasonHung [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => fictional )
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