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[aid] => mick
[title] => rules part 1- read only with a good sense of humor
[time] => 2005-05-26 09:29:20
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[bodytext] => Don’t eat sweets before dinner. Eat low carbs you’ll get thinner. Don’t pick a wedgie in the store. Pick it at home the night before. Don’t ride your bike in the street. At the movies take someones seat. Don’t slurp your drink through a straw. You can’t wear a white t-shirt without a bra. Don’t pick your nose while you’re in your car. Pick it alone and flick it far. Don’t eat your food after you pet the dog. Use two squares so the toilet wont clog. Don’t be afraid to break a rule or two. Just do it alone where no one is watching you. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kylie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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