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[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Me and sex
[time] => 2003-01-01 08:00:00
[hometext] => This is no reflection on my sex life either past or present and is a work of pure fiction (he lied).
[bodytext] => When I was a lad school work came second to girls,
Eye cast at those blondes, brunettes and those with curls, Used to chase them lasses all round the playground, And learnt to kiss them so that it made a slurpy sound. Then as I got slightly older, thought I was grown up, Let my fingers discover the feel of a teenage 36C cup, Thought that I knew all of the known sexual facts, But actually discovered quick way to being slapped. So into my twenties, that feel of a grown ladies nylon, Driving one handed almost wrecked car into pylon, Back seat frolics, oh boy that woman was hot, Let her down real bad as with no restraint I shot. I sigh as I look back over the years at my sex life, Which seemed to grind to a halt after bedding wife, Now I smile on those lustful days and I dream, Mind more than tired body the bit that’s obscene. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 246 [topic] => 7 [informant] => jonteD [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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