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[sid] => 95623
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => These Are the Things
[time] => 2005-05-24 17:48:16
[hometext] => A friend of mine wrote this...I thought I'd share it with you all.
[bodytext] => "These Are the Things" (1999 by dB) Jewish bagel With cream cheese and lox If this food ain’t kosher We’re gonna throw rocks At the baker Meet his Old Testament maker. bridge:) I know it must seem kinda weird To grow up and not trim the edge of your beard. chorus:) These are the things that make life worth living. Asian culture Martial arts A guy like Bruce Lee With a case of the farts And it smells Like a toilet in hell. bridge:) But it’s nothing you want to laugh about ’Cause this guy could rip your beating heart out. chorus:) These are the things that make life worth living. Italian sausage With peppers or none It’s not quite right Without a bun, hon And some ketchup Maybe a little mustard. bridge:) I may be an immigrant, but this is true If it wasn’t for pizza, I wouldn’t like you. chorus:) These are the things that make life worth living. German Nazis With skin on their head I’d be more proud With a neck that was red And a pickup With a dog in the back. bridge:) I may be irreverent, but this much is clear You look like angry, combat boot-wearing queers. chorus:) These are the things that make life worth living. Honky hookup American handyman You wouldn’t have to fix it If it was made in Japan Instead of here By guys who drink too much beer. bridge:) But if you dare ask them just what’s what They’ll show off a gut or the crack of their butt. chorus:) These are the things that make life worth living (repeat) ... [comments] => 1 [counter] => 197 [topic] => 43 [informant] => freckle [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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