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[aid] => Mick
[title] => my man
[time] => 2002-12-30 17:45:00
[hometext] => i thought of this, it isnt based on a relationship of mine, it just makes me cringe a little.....
[bodytext] => the first time we met, at the family 'do',
my father got drunk, and i lost my sandshoe. he walked up to me, and looking so fine he asked me, "so, do you have the time?" he sauntered away, my knees turned to jelly, i noticed his bald patch and beer belly. his sandled and socks were just such a hit, and his snorting-a sign of incredible wit. our first date- we stayed home and watched some tv, got take out, and made out, just my man and me. he eats like an animal, he burps and he farts, his bodily functions make me laugh and laugh! he watches the footy, i think that he's great. he's nice enough to tell me when i put on weight. the boys visit our house, all of the time, i love catering for them-i get on with them fine. i do all the washing, and it's such a treat when he spills all the beetroot and barbeque meat. he hates a commitment, i think that is good- (people get divorced and i think we should) my last birthday present-a vacuum cleaner- the thought that he went to makes me feel keener. so this is my man, what a great man is he, he tells me to get his beers, and i know, he really loves me! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 219 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ashleigh4 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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