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Array ( [sid] => 91070 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Retarded Humour [time] => 2005-04-15 13:55:07 [hometext] => (This is dedicated to Timmy! from South Park.) [bodytext] => I wish I was retarded,
because when you’re retarded
everything you say is funny.
And when you're retarded
You can deliver a line
With the funniest of expressions
I'm mentally blocked from wit
and this dull humorless brain of mine
just isn’t cutting it.
Maybe I'll just walk around drunk all the time
That's the same thing as being retarded right?
I wish my mom had dropped me on my head.
Anything to be able to make people laugh.

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Retarded Humour

Contributed by Onslaught on Friday, 15th April 2005 @ 01:55:07 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I wish I was retarded,
because when you’re retarded
everything you say is funny.
And when you're retarded
You can deliver a line
With the funniest of expressions
I'm mentally blocked from wit
and this dull humorless brain of mine
just isn’t cutting it.
Maybe I'll just walk around drunk all the time
That's the same thing as being retarded right?
I wish my mom had dropped me on my head.
Anything to be able to make people laugh.

(This is dedicated to Timmy! from South Park.)

Copyright Â© Onslaught ... [ 2005-04-15 13:55:07]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Retarded Humour (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 15th April 2005 @ 02:35:22 PM AEST
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Onslaught,
This poem is funny!! I used to watch south park ! The one good thing about that show is they make fun of EVERYONE!

Hugs
Leia

Re: Retarded Humour (User Rating: 1 )
by blowfish_jane on Friday, 15th April 2005 @ 04:05:55 PM AEST
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LOL Mikey, that was the funniest thing.
Good poem sweetie.

Jane

Re: Retarded Humour (User Rating: 1 )
by freckle on Saturday, 16th April 2005 @ 10:27:02 PM AEST
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Cute poem. It's TIMMY!

Carol

Re: Retarded Humour (User Rating: 1 )
by sally-heart-jack on Wednesday, 1st November 2006 @ 05:39:22 PM AEST
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AAHH I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!

This is so funny, any Timmy fan would laugh at this! He really is a great character, "Timmarrr!" XD ^_^

Read my poem on South Park!!!!!!

Message me to talk about South Park sometime soon!! XD

___Julia__

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