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Array ( [sid] => 8991 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => there arose such a matter [time] => 2002-12-21 05:00:00 [hometext] => stock market poem [bodytext] => i sprung to my note book to right down some chatter,
and i arose to see such a matter,
there were thousands of stock investors,
with lots of money,
i went to see and tell my honey,
she said it's the 3rd quarter,
and i swore to her,
if you ever see such a stock as KZR,
just make a noise such as a holler,
then he sprang from his wife to see---,
"goodness me!"
he saw his stock drop 2 points, or you could say he lost 1000 dollars,
then he heard his wife holler,
what a holler it was!
for he had not yet seen,
that she had broken her splien,
he said i already know,
it went down 2 points,
it's not like you have any broken joints,
she said "i do i do"
then why didn't you tell me if you knew,
i just wanted to say something like holler,
because i thought it would be jollier,
this is not jolly,
your ear's filled with holly,
oh it's not?
of course it isn't,
well could you at least give me a present?
wait till the stock market goes up,
then i won't be so rough,
and then it rose 15 points!
today he had made 6500 joints,
of hard boiled cash,
no more dash,
he just wanted to make some bucks,
and he struck rich out of pure luck! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 41 [informant] => kickass [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )

there arose such a matter

Contributed by kickass on Saturday, 21st December 2002 @ 05:00:00 AM in AEST
Topic: political

i sprung to my note book to right down some chatter,
and i arose to see such a matter,
there were thousands of stock investors,
with lots of money,
i went to see and tell my honey,
she said it's the 3rd quarter,
and i swore to her,
if you ever see such a stock as KZR,
just make a noise such as a holler,
then he sprang from his wife to see---,
"goodness me!"
he saw his stock drop 2 points, or you could say he lost 1000 dollars,
then he heard his wife holler,
what a holler it was!
for he had not yet seen,
that she had broken her splien,
he said i already know,
it went down 2 points,
it's not like you have any broken joints,
she said "i do i do"
then why didn't you tell me if you knew,
i just wanted to say something like holler,
because i thought it would be jollier,
this is not jolly,
your ear's filled with holly,
oh it's not?
of course it isn't,
well could you at least give me a present?
wait till the stock market goes up,
then i won't be so rough,
and then it rose 15 points!
today he had made 6500 joints,
of hard boiled cash,
no more dash,
he just wanted to make some bucks,
and he struck rich out of pure luck!

Copyright © kickass ... [ 2002-12-21 05:00:00]
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Re: there arose such a matter (User Rating: 1 )
by Sumiko on Saturday, 21st December 2002 @ 12:27:50 PM AEST
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This poem reminds me of something my ex would write, however not bad. Keep working.

Re: there arose such a matter (User Rating: 1 )
by OreO on Saturday, 21st December 2002 @ 12:47:27 PM AEST
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Now see i don't understand anything about the stockmarket all i've ever known is they all get headaches real bad and they scream alot and jump around lol....but i like the way this was written it's very well laid out and the wording in it is so uniquely written thanks for sharing this one i enjoyed it tremendously...(of course not to mention the vision of all the men and women hopping around at the stock market) LOL...
.:*~*:.OreO.:*~*:.

Re: there arose such a matter (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Sunday, 5th January 2003 @ 08:28:31 PM AEST
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interesting work

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