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Santa's Discovery
Contributed by
chingyman
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Friday, 25th March 2005 @ 04:11:19 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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If you wonder why I'm not there,
Bringing toys, clothes, and underwear,
Remember Jeffery's logo,
He called me a homo.
He brought me to the conclusion,
That I hadn't been cruisin',
I'll go cruisin' across the ocean,
And hell, I'll use Michael Jackson's lotion.
I'll play with myself and sway my dingaling,
And shoot all the reindeer where it really stinks,
I'll tell everyone you can go to hell,
And have myself a humungous sex sale.
I'll hump Cupid for minimum wage,
And stay away from Donner, since he has AIDS.
I'll tell Mrs. Santa that I went away for the spring,
But what I'll be doing is the wild wild thing.
Well, what do you know, I guess Jeffery was right,
I am a damn homo,
These buttcheeks are tight!!!!!!
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chingyman
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2005-03-25 16:11:19]
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Re: Santa's Discovery
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by breny on
Sunday, 27th March 2005 @ 11:13:30 PM AEST
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i could comment on this but I think it would be better
if i just kept my mouth closed
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Re: Santa's Discovery
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by chingyman on
Wednesday, 30th March 2005 @ 02:23:06 PM AEST
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Re Re: Santa's Discovery
Well you know what you can do then!!!!!!!! |
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