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Array ( [sid] => 8834 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => the maden of the consumer [time] => 2002-12-18 23:20:00 [hometext] => im drunk, he he he [bodytext] => welcome to the buffet
may i take your order?
no!
i dont want kfc
i only want to honk like a bee
near the sea
i want my playdoh
please!
wheres my dad? hes lost
away into the wind
like spring in the soup
or is it soup in the spring?
help!
help!
my stiraphome went to sea!
help me you fool
this dosent rime
wheres my falopean tubes?
no wait im a guy
how old is life?
i dunno
where grandma?
she passed away
just like iron man
i am iron man
dum dum dum!
wait
im not black sabboth
only a little boy
lost in the woods of strangeness
help me
i stink
for i am [comments] => 1 [counter] => 198 [topic] => 6 [informant] => poop_poet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )

the maden of the consumer

Contributed by poop_poet on Wednesday, 18th December 2002 @ 11:20:00 PM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry

welcome to the buffet
may i take your order?
no!
i dont want kfc
i only want to honk like a bee
near the sea
i want my playdoh
please!
wheres my dad? hes lost
away into the wind
like spring in the soup
or is it soup in the spring?
help!
help!
my stiraphome went to sea!
help me you fool
this dosent rime
wheres my falopean tubes?
no wait im a guy
how old is life?
i dunno
where grandma?
she passed away
just like iron man
i am iron man
dum dum dum!
wait
im not black sabboth
only a little boy
lost in the woods of strangeness
help me
i stink
for i am

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Re: the maden of the consumer (User Rating: 1 )
by Sonibe on Thursday, 19th December 2002 @ 10:50:18 AM AEST
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this is dead funny....I laughed all day....

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