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Array ( [sid] => 8796 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Llamas [time] => 2002-12-18 06:30:00 [hometext] => my friend was bored and wrote this. personally i think its hilarious. [bodytext] => Llamas are big, llamas are tall,
Even though I've seen none at all.
They walk around day and night.
If one crossed me it'd be a fright.
They don't need much, not much to drink.
BUt if they could, what would they think?
They'd think: "Hey I'm tall and big, and if i wanted I could squash your kid"
Some llamas are nice, but that one was mean.
Possibly the meanest I've ever seen.
If once in your life you see a llama.
Invite him to go to Bolw-a-rama.
What a sight, what a sight to see.
A llama bowling, what's next tea?
He'd sit with the Queen of England and say:
"Why Queenie you look marvelous today!"
The Queen would giggle and then reply,
OFF WITH HIS HEAD! [comments] => 5 [counter] => 185 [topic] => 7 [informant] => bopeep [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Llamas

Contributed by bopeep on Wednesday, 18th December 2002 @ 06:30:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Llamas are big, llamas are tall,
Even though I've seen none at all.
They walk around day and night.
If one crossed me it'd be a fright.
They don't need much, not much to drink.
BUt if they could, what would they think?
They'd think: "Hey I'm tall and big, and if i wanted I could squash your kid"
Some llamas are nice, but that one was mean.
Possibly the meanest I've ever seen.
If once in your life you see a llama.
Invite him to go to Bolw-a-rama.
What a sight, what a sight to see.
A llama bowling, what's next tea?
He'd sit with the Queen of England and say:
"Why Queenie you look marvelous today!"
The Queen would giggle and then reply,
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

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Re: Llamas (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Wednesday, 18th December 2002 @ 10:53:26 AM AEST
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Yes I agree Emma,
I also think this is very funny indeed! It's carazy-mad!!!Hehehehe

With love
Dean:-)

Re: Llamas (User Rating: 1 )
by Jessica_Saini on Wednesday, 18th December 2002 @ 12:13:09 PM AEST
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You're right, this is a funny poem lol:-) Does your friend write about camels by any chance?
~Jessica

Re: Llamas (User Rating: 1 )
by nightrider on Wednesday, 18th December 2002 @ 03:59:56 PM AEST
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hehehe!!! yup, gotta laugh at this one emma! go casey... make her write one about cows~JSM!!!!

Re: Llamas (User Rating: 1 )
by OreO on Wednesday, 18th December 2002 @ 05:12:28 PM AEST
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No no no she has to write one about black panthers lmao...this is great...it made me laugh ...thanks for sharing this one...your writings are good for the soul...
.:*~*:.OreO.:*~*:.

Re: Llamas (User Rating: 1 )
by frozensuicide on Wednesday, 22nd January 2003 @ 07:08:14 PM AEST
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three words. EMPORER'S NEW GROOVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was good. hehe.

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