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[sid] => 87726
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
[time] => 2005-03-17 00:52:26
[hometext] => Wrote this a couple of years ago,but just because its St. Patricks day I will post it again
[bodytext] => Lucky little leprechaun dancin round the clover field Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow’s gone how much did he steal? Lucky little leprechaun pocket full of gold pants are sagging to his knees his buttocks getting cold cinches his belt to hold them up as gold spills everywhere Lucky little leprechaun should have had tighter pants and maybe some underwear Lucky little leprechaun picks up what he can sticks it in his shoe and off to his mushroom home he ran Falling on to his greedy face lucky little leprechaun Couldn’t keep his pace Lucky little leprechaun laying in the gold looks up from the ground where his luck began to unfold a little lepre cop stood gazing down on him he new now his time had come and his lucky days were slim unlucky little leprechaun stared back in disbelief knowing that his luck was gone he surrendered to the lepre chief Unlucky little leprechaun whisked off in the paddy wagon looks down to his little green pants that were no longer saggin as a thought of things he would have done go racing through his head and all of the things he could have done Unlucky little leprechaun should have stayed in bed! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 171 [topic] => 18 [informant] => mckayla [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Holiday Poetry )
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