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[sid] => 87419
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Oh, Oh 65
[time] => 2005-03-14 12:43:15
[hometext] => I hope this can bring a smile to your face, or even a chuckle. I had a blast writting this poem
[bodytext] => Oh no, age 65, retirement begins Biological clock, telling us da body will drop Gravity that tis, will help droop boobs, belly and chin More aches and pains, but no need ta complain Something major will help us forget the mundane Be sure ta take da vitamins So ya can be more healthy while ya is sick Don't forget ta take da medicine Ya don't want to miss dos side affects But it's important ta take da meds So ya can stay sick longer before ya is dead Memory is one of da first tings ta go Reaches da point where ya no longer remember what ya forgot Den ya is not sure whither or not ya forgot Den ya begin ta forget why ya went inta da other room Finally ya don't remember ya needed notin Hearin is probably da next with da much used "huh" response When ya go out ta eat or to a party, and sit on da end Just sit der and occasionally smile and grin As you haven't got a cue regarding da conversation they're in Be careful how ya chew, as yer false teeth is in Lovin is certainly a blast if ya can remember back dat fer My wife seems ta have fewer headaches An afternoon quickie, refers ta takin a nap, ta sleep Don't chase my wife round da table anymore She stopped one day and I caught up Darn'd if I knew what fer, won't do dat again Sometimes she will say "hey, watch what ya is grabbin" Which means we is arguing over da remote Ya, basically we live under da yeller caution flag Runnin on all four, slow, slower, stop and reverse Hell da biggest challange is getting vertical When I do, just point me and push Well den , dere's da plumbin problem Scope out dose bathrooms And don't let dem out of yer site You'll be usen'em all day and night But I guess da important ting is ta keep a "stiff upper lip" And laugh at yer self whenever ya kin Don't make no difference really Cuz it is all rather silly [comments] => 4 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Willofree [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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