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[sid] => 86764
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => DE_EVOLUTION, BUSH STYLE
[time] => 2005-03-07 18:43:49
[hometext] => Please view image: http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/macaqueinchief.jpg
[bodytext] => Let’s face it the end is near The chimp is running out of time The evolutionary time slip Is flowing back in line We returned to the Fifties For this latest fascist flip But time is running out Let’s return to what was hip The monkey man theory Of evolutionary growth Was proved by this president When he took that oath But come on now you folks You’ve had your little joke Make him exit stage left Or we’ll give him one last poke Part chimp part Neanderthal With a brick in chewing mouth This ape has gone so Ape **** All sanity now gone South Will someone please call Darwin And correct this big mistake The born agains want to retract And run aground the ship of state Return our annual membership Of the holy roller tribe Did God give us Bush Man? Our loss we can’t describe No longer should the White House Look like Brooklyn Zoo Now we BELIEVE Darwin was right If you were us YOU would too! Get this guy in a trailer Ship him back to the sticks His grunting ape-like noises Belong back in the sticks We’ve had it with Cro-Magnon Man, we’ve had it up to here This jerk can only fake a roar And pace his cage in fear Bring us back old Homo Sap This guy fits just the last part Even a plain grunting gorilla Says more with each fart! Let’s face it the end is near The chimp is running out of time The evolutionary time slip Is flowing back in line We returned to the Fifties For this latest fascist flip But time is running out Let’s get back to what was hip! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 158 [topic] => 28 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Patriotic )
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