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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Mr. Coffee
[time] => 2005-03-05 19:39:09
[hometext] => yes it is psychotic
[bodytext] => Mr Coffee had it all. His wife was the most breathtakingly beautiful woman in the neighborhood. His children were intelleigent and well behaved. His house was well kept. His job gave him everything he would need to live the life he craved. Mr coffee was wealthy, the envy of his neighbors, respected among his employees,made gold out of everthing he was given. He was in perfect health, and his wife stayed home to cook, and every evening when he came home, dinner was waiting for him, with a cup of hot cocoa and a good book. Mr. Coffee was bright and kind, and physically fit, he played baseball with his sons, and his wife taught his daughters how to knit. He had great friends who he met every weekend, for harmless wages, and to shoot the breeze with. One day when Mr Coffee got home from work, he met his wife in an ill manner. When she told him she would not have this secret he kept any longer, and said she'd leave him if he didn't make things better. She told him she'd take their kids, and run off into the night, and tell all of their neighbors what he did, and all of his workers would know things were no longer alright. And he'd lose his reputation. Mr Coffee grew concerned but he fixed his problem very quikley. (There was a blade right by him on the counter.) He was found trying to burry his wife and kids in the same yard he burried the others. Mr. Coffee found himself behind bars, to the astonishment of all of his neighbors. "I don't understand." Said they when they sall him, staring at this perfect man in awe. "I thought Mr. Coffee had it all." [comments] => 2 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 59 [informant] => ForeverAndADay [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => psychoticpoems )
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