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That told jokes about your mama
But then she went too far
I hit her with my car
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My First Limerick

Contributed by stalkee on Sunday, 27th February 2005 @ 07:12:20 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

There once was an awesome llama
That told jokes about your mama
But then she went too far
I hit her with my car
That's the story about Donna

Copyright © stalkee ... [ 2005-02-27 19:12:20]
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Re: My First Limerick (User Rating: 1 )
by MLCstar on Sunday, 27th February 2005 @ 07:25:50 PM AEST
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funny and cute. I bet it was fun to write. with all the depressing poetry on this site, this is a cleansing of the palate.

Re: My First Limerick (User Rating: 1 )
by purplestary on Sunday, 27th February 2005 @ 10:13:44 PM AEST
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i agree with the first comment..it's very refreshing.

Re: My First Limerick (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Sunday, 27th February 2005 @ 11:26:16 PM AEST
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i swear, ill never get away from the your mama jokes, lol. great write. apparently you can make jokes involving stupidity about donna. =]

Re: My First Limerick (User Rating: 1 )
by percival86jack on Sunday, 9th September 2012 @ 07:48:07 AM AEST
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With all the doom and gloom that poets seem to thrive on, this is a wonderful change of pace... Jack

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