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Array ( [sid] => 84642 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds [time] => 2005-02-16 16:21:38 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Sweet little Red,
In her cape and hood,
Set off for grandma’s
Deep in the woods.

Grandma was a front,
For an enterprising bunch.
Let’s just say their product,
May cause you to munch.

Those were no girl scouts,
Selling fresh brownies,
This group was wanted,
In at least 2 dozen counties.

Red was in deep,
She was seriously misled.
And she didn’t know,
She was in over her head.

One day she was dealing,
And got tailed by the cops.
They gave her two options,
Now she’s in on the ops.

Juvie’s no place
For a sweet little Red,
So she listened real hard,
And did just what they said.

She gave em a signal,
and they took down the slime,
In exchange for her help,
She didn’t do time.

Bu they reneged on the deal,
Since she did so well.
She must work for the feds,
Or they’d send her to jail.

Now she has no choice,
She’s the Feds little toy,
This story’s a warning- keep it in mind
She ain’t your average delivery boy.
[comments] => 5 [counter] => 208 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds

Contributed by dtborchert on Wednesday, 16th February 2005 @ 04:21:38 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Sweet little Red,
In her cape and hood,
Set off for grandma’s
Deep in the woods.

Grandma was a front,
For an enterprising bunch.
Let’s just say their product,
May cause you to munch.

Those were no girl scouts,
Selling fresh brownies,
This group was wanted,
In at least 2 dozen counties.

Red was in deep,
She was seriously misled.
And she didn’t know,
She was in over her head.

One day she was dealing,
And got tailed by the cops.
They gave her two options,
Now she’s in on the ops.

Juvie’s no place
For a sweet little Red,
So she listened real hard,
And did just what they said.

She gave em a signal,
and they took down the slime,
In exchange for her help,
She didn’t do time.

Bu they reneged on the deal,
Since she did so well.
She must work for the feds,
Or they’d send her to jail.

Now she has no choice,
She’s the Feds little toy,
This story’s a warning- keep it in mind
She ain’t your average delivery boy.

Copyright Â© dtborchert ... [ 2005-02-16 16:21:38]
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Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds (User Rating: 1 )
by Flipped_out on Friday, 18th February 2005 @ 03:59:53 AM AEST
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Oh cool this was excellent...couldnt help reading it in a do si do , country kinda way...really worked ..brilliant

Kell xx

Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 18th March 2005 @ 12:25:44 PM AEST
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omg! the good old U.S of A has changed since they kicked (or tried to, can't remember which?) Charlie Chaplin out for being a communist sympathizer!

In those days it was reds under the bed...

Now...

It's reds in the feds!

Nice one!

Johnny.

Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds (User Rating: 1 )
by blowfish_jane on Wednesday, 20th April 2005 @ 07:42:44 AM AEST
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Tena, this is so unfair no one bloody told me you're a member here too.

This was really good

Janey

Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds (User Rating: 1 )
by justme03 on Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 08:16:56 PM AEST
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WOO WOO! omg i cant stop laughing
im glad i wasnt drinking nething just now for surly it would have came out my nose
this is so cleaver and ABSOLUTLY hilarious

Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 10:46:50 PM AEST
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Wow... I am so glad I started reading your work. You are so good with these hilarious poems....and I need the smiles... Thank you so much..
Jenni

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