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[aid] => mick
[title] => Srewing the Screwed with wildejohnny
[time] => 2005-02-15 13:25:15
[hometext] => Joint write with the wildman, Dear Father Johnny.
[bodytext] => I was naked in bed at a quarter to four, I hear a rapping and tapping, then a knock at my door. Then what should I see to my crusty surprise, But two naked women and five horny guys. And as they approached me this is what they said, Excuse me Tena can we use your bed? Of course I’m up for sharing I eagerly replied, The things they all did for me I was shocked and quite surprised! They each had handcuffs and a can of whipped cream Finally I felt I was livin the dream The dream I had was oh so real, That cream on my lips I still can feel The unbridled friction riding low in the sheets, Had me feeling sweaty but tasting quite sweet I taste quite sweet to any man, But only the type who knows he can Forget all that nonsense of abstinence, And sneak in the back door of St. Mary's convent Cause sneaking in the back door of a nun, Trustin’ Father Johnny it's so much fun! [comments] => 5 [counter] => 175 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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